As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me – tears in his eyes – and said, “You know… one would have been enough.”

I don't recall where I first saw this one. In looking around, the joke seemed to emerge during 2018 – posted by a number of sources (including this Reddit post). If anyone knows the author, let me know. It's a good one.


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