“Be Excellent to Each Other.”
Q: Wait. That's it?
Q: But… but… it's only 5 words!
A: It is? Cool!
Q: Isn't that too short to be a viable Code of Conduct?
Q: It's too vague! How would you enforce this?!?
A: By being excellent to each other.
Q: What if someone violates this Code of Conduct?
A: I trust you to figure it out.
Q: What if someone talks about politics I disagree with?!?!!?
A: I know a guy who votes for Papa Smurf in every Presidential election. He's a pretty cool dude.
Q: I'm super angry about something! And a person likes the thing making me angry! What do I do?
A: I dunno. Try hugs?
Q: Are virtual hugs (such as “hugs” and animated .GIFs of teddy bears hugging) excellent?
A: Most excellent.
Q: Huh. Seems so simple!
A: I know, right?
Q: I like you!
A: I like you, too!
The Lunduke Code of Conduct is free for you to use however you like. I kinda just copied it from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, anyway.